on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
i bet they were russian to get outta there
some cats are different.
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
July 18, 1918 - December 5, 2013
Revolutionary, nationalist, politician, statesman, President, fighter, former prisoner, hero
if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong
….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..
Someday … maybe
I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.
These seriously make me so fucking happppppy
Oh my heart
Go out and do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself.
They are definitely Squirrel Friends!
And if we have to force all surrounding nations into adopting communism to make this union work, then so vi et
so I see the 0 notes and realize my russian pun didn’t go over well.. next time I’ll try tsarcasm
Bunny hopping on snow.