When I try really hard to make my incorrect translation work
Story of my life
{Music piracy in the ’60s
in the Russian tradition - “samizdat”
(Source: she-was-a-psychedelicc-mess)
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it hard
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If you’re not a feminist, you either don’t know what feminism is, or you’re a bag of dicks.
That is all.
(Source: catlady28)
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(via Photographer: Umber) Ginger tabby in tree
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From Bret Anthony Johnston’s “Don’t Write What You Know,” The Writer’s Notebook II: Craft Essays from Tin House, Tin House Books, 2009.
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Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”THERE WE GO!
you
see your face.
you
see a flaw.
how. if you are the only one who has this face.
(Source: nayyirahwaheed)
IPHONE 4S VS. THE SCOTTISH ACCENT
oldie but a goodie
OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY DYING. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. THIS IS SO EPIC.
